8/31/2023 0 Comments Hey bunch shut thefuck up![]() ![]() And according to a biography I read of him, when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work.” Now we don’t have time to unpack all of that. I’m your father.” And then he said the following, “You know, Leonard Bernstein… was one of the great composers and conductors of the 20th century, but sometimes he would be gay. I was like 12 years old and my dad walked up to me and he said, “Hello… Hello, I’m Chip Mulaney. A lot of people ask me if he gave me a sex talk. How are you better than a Nazi?” And then my mom said, “I made a salad with Craisins!” And the conversation ended. You gotta stop the Nazis.” “But you saw what they were doing to Tyler and you did nothing!” “Because I was over on the bench.” And then my dad said, “Just explain to me this. ![]() …when people saw what the Nazis were doing and did nothing, were those good people?” “No, those are bad people. I was over on the bench.” “But you saw what happened?” “Yeah, ’cause I was over on the bench.” “So you saw what happened and you did nothing?” “Yeah, ’cause I was sitting over on the bench.” “Let me ask you this. My dad goes, “How was school today?” I said, “It was good but someone pushed Tyler off the seesaw.” “And where were you?” “I was over on the bench.” “And what did you do?” “Nothing. One time I was at the dinner table when I was like six, because I had to be. So he would pick us apart psychologically. I said, “My dad never hit us.” My dad is a lawyer and he was a debate team champion. So he’s “talk, talk, talk.” It’s my turn next! And… Anyway… He was talking and I was waiting for him to be done so I could talk. You know, my friend was telling me that his dad used to beat him with a belt and that’s just the setup to my story, so… Forget about that poor son of a bitch. “Let’s change the subject! Why are we even talking about Penelope… or whatever her name was? I didn’t kill her! Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world.” ![]() She said, “I never told you this before but our house, when you were growing up, was haunted.” I said, “Say more right now!” She said, “Outside you and your brother’s room, I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown and then she would walk down the hallway and then she would evaporate.” And then my dad said, “Let’s change the subject!” And I think he was just doing that dad-thing of, like, “This is a weird topic and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.” But the way it came off was that he definitely killed that little girl. ‘You ever seen a ghost?'” And my mom said, “Yes.” Which is the best answer. So I was home for Christmas and we were just eating Triscuits in silence and I was staring at the floor and I was like, “Well, here goes nothing. That’s where we’re at conversation-wise in our relationship as a mother and son, because I’m 35 and I don’t have any children to talk about and she doesn’t understand my career. I asked my mom if she’d ever seen a ghost. I keep walking through cold spots being like, “I wonder who that used to be.” What a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted building this is. This is so much nicer than what I’m about to do. I love to play venues where if the guy that built the venue could see me on the stage, he would be a little bit bummed about it. Thank you for coming to see me at Radio City Music Hall. ![]() Reminder to SHUT THE FUCK UP to Radio City Music Hall. nullstring's Bespoke Badgery February 26, 2021 Have a blessed shut the fuck up friday, neighbor /DTZBxpeBaz On February 28th, 2021, Twitter user posted the clip, receiving more than 384,000 views, 33,000 likes and 7,000 retweets in less than two weeks (shown below). However, none of the follow-up videos achieved the same level of virality as the original. Over the next few years, the Pot Brothers continued to post variations of Shut the Fuck Up Friday and sometimes referred to the lesson as "The Script" (examples below). The following day, on January 4th, 2019, Redditor LosingWeekends posted the video in the /r/videos subreddit, where it received more than 39,000 points (84% upvoted) and 2,100 comments in less than three years. They posted one of the earliest on November 3rd, 2017 in the video "Pot Brothers at Law One minute tip of the day, which received more than 38,000 views in less than four years (shown below). The video received more than 1.7 million views in less than three years (shown below).īefore the video spread, the Pot Brothers posted other Shut the Fuck Up Friday videos. On January 3rd, 2019, law firm Pot Brothers at Law, who specialize in cannabis-related legal disputes, published the video "One MINUTE TIP of the day." In the video, Marc Wasserman, one of the attorneys, instructs viewers to abide by "Shut the Fuck Up Friday" and to not say anything to police when approached. ![]()
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